So anyway, I've been absent for a while on here because my mother tells me to write shit and just not post it. Which I have, but anyone who knows me understands that I can't just keep shit to myself, I must blab it out passive aggressively with carefully constructed innuendos and euphemisms indicating how much of a douche canoe some people (and you know who you are!) can be at times. Well, maybe all the time. Yeah, some people are just total jack-holes and I believe that it is my big-bang given duty to tell them.
Oh, on a lighter note, doesn't Jonah Hill totally look like a goat scrotum?
I'd like the question and answer thing to work, really I would. Mostly because I want to keep writing blogs, and because I think human interaction is much more interesting to read. So by all means, if anyone has a question they would like answered, and it could be about anything, please email me.
jvmuss@hotmail.com
I'm not shy. I'll offer up your first question for you. It's one I have asked Jesus on his MySpace page in the past, but since he evidently hates me, he never answered. Or perhaps his filtering software blocked me. I don't know. I'm not good at technical stuff. Which leads me to my question:
ReplyDeleteWhy does my microwave need to know the date when it forces me reset the clock? It doesn't do anything with that information. It doesn't adjust the clock based on daylight savings time, or send me an e-card on my birthday. It just sits there, refusing to proceed to operability until I tell it what DDMMYY it is. So what the French?