Dinosaurs and the Bible (Part I)

Ok, please bear with me on this because I just have to share how stupid this is. I don't know a good way to transition into the topic that's pounding at the inside of my brain right now so I'll just say it. Why does every christian sound like a confused grade school student when they try to stand up for what they've been taught about creationism, and their ridiculous belief structure? Seriously. you ask them a question like:
"Well, I could be wrong, but what if you are?"
And they retort with something like:
"I know you are but what am I?"
This Peewee Herman logic has continued for long enough. We all need to band together on one day of the year, mark it on our calendars and recognize Slap the piss out of a Christian Day. This really is getting a little retarded. Can we continue evolving now? Since this homo known as "Christ" was supposedly born, we've been on a steady decline unless science is involved.
Pop Quiz: Name one advancement to our lifestyles that Jesus, God, or his Holy Spirit (which can only be construed as a divine fart) has brought to our lives. Besides torture and more interesting ways to kill each other of course...

So I'm gonna share an article a friend of mine sent me. It's called Dinosaurs and the Bible. Im not gonna put a link on here, because clicking on this link and reading this in it's entirety will only make you wish for a spiked baseball bat to bludgeon yourself with.
So I'm gonna break this into a few sections, hopefully to spare your feelings of despair knowing that our world is populated with just about the dumbest group of shit-heads, ever to mosey through this galaxy waiting for the inevitable supernova or collapse of their life giving star.

Here's a few sections. I'm gonna skip the basic informational sections that contain no ignoramus remarks about the dinosaurs, evolution, or this God character everybody keeps yammering on about. . I'll put in some of my commentary just because I can, and you're kinda stuck reading this now. (Warning: I'm gonna use the word "FUCK" a lot, because i honestly believe, If you can read this without saying "What the Fuck?" You are either as dumb as the writers, or you have anger issues.?

When Did Dinosaurs Live?

The story *(yep. story. like a book... like... oh fuck it.) we have all heard from movies, television, newspapers, and most magazines and textbooks is that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. According to evolutionists, the dinosaurs “ruled the Earth” *(why are there quotations here? Is it that crazy that something can be the majority besides white god fearing cheese-dicks?) for 140 million years, dying out about 65 million years ago. However, scientists do not dig up anything labeled with those ages. *(Um, what?) They only uncover dead dinosaurs (i.e., their bones), and their bones do not have labels attached telling how old they are. *(Oh no, tell me this isn't going where I think it's going.) The idea of millions of years of evolution is just the evolutionists’ story about the past. *(Um...there's that word. Story. Those come in books right? Like another book?) No scientist was there to see the dinosaurs live through this supposed dinosaur age. *(BECAUSE IT WAS 100 MILLION YEARS AGO) In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. *(Clumps of hair are being pulled from my scalp) No scientist observed dinosaurs die. *(OMG) Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.

Other scientists, called creation scientists *(retards), have a different idea about when dinosaurs lived. They believe they can solve *(negate) any of the supposed dinosaur mysteries and show how the evidence fits wonderfully with their ideas about the past, beliefs that come from the Bible. *(A book written by retards)

The Bible, God’s very special book (or collection of books, really)*(Or story. Just sayin) , claims that each writer was supernaturally inspired to write exactly what the Creator of all things wanted him to write down for us so that we can know where we (and dinosaurs) came from, why we are here, and what our future will be. *(For the sake of intellectual fairness, I'm gonna let this fuckin idiot go on) The first book in the Bible—Genesis—teaches us many things about how the universe and life came into existence. Genesis tells us that God created everything—the Earth, stars, sun, moon, plants, animals, and the first two people.

Although the Bible does not tell us exactly how long ago it was that God made the world and its creatures, we can make a good estimate of the date of creation by reading through the Bible and noting some interesting passages:

1. God made everything in six days. He did this, by the way, to set a pattern for mankind, which has become our seven day week (as described in Exodus 20:11). God worked for six days and rested for one, as a model for us. *(Ok, I cant do it. If there is an all powerful, supreme being, that has no limitations, isn't rest a concept that displays weakness, laziness and an overall lack of fortitude? Not very powerful if you ask me.) Furthermore, Bible scholars will tell you that the Hebrew word for day used in Genesis 1, can only mean an ordinary day in this context.

2. We are told God created the first man and woman—Adam and Eve—on Day Six. Many facts *(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) about when their children and their children’s children were born are given in Genesis. These genealogies are recorded throughout the Old Testament, up until the time of (The) Christ *(Christ is a title, not a name, you illiterate, uneducated buffoon) . They certainly were not chronologies lasting millions of years.

As you add up all of the dates, and accepting *(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to Earth almost 2000 years ago, we come to the conclusion that the creation of the Earth and animals (including the dinosaurs) occurred only thousands of years ago (perhaps only 6000!), not millions of years. Thus, if the Bible is right (and it is!) *(Can I site this as a reference?), dinosaurs must have lived within the past thousands of years. *(I swear, this is for real. I'll stop for now. I can't go on. My heart rate has increased, gotta take a break.)

Here's the link if you feel like reading on.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/1999/11/05/dinosaurs-and-the-bible