So anyway, I've been absent for a while on here because my mother tells me to write shit and just not post it. Which I have, but anyone who knows me understands that I can't just keep shit to myself, I must blab it out passive aggressively with carefully constructed innuendos and euphemisms indicating how much of a douche canoe some people (and you know who you are!) can be at times. Well, maybe all the time. Yeah, some people are just total jack-holes and I believe that it is my big-bang given duty to tell them.
Oh, on a lighter note, doesn't Jonah Hill totally look like a goat scrotum?


I'd like the question and answer thing to work, really I would. Mostly because I want to keep writing blogs, and because I think human interaction is much more interesting to read. So by all means, if anyone has a question they would like answered, and it could be about anything, please email me.
jvmuss@hotmail.com